Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!

By: Chris | June 30th, 2008

Somebody has made an offer for Thimothee Atouba! Who? Who cares! There’s more after the drop . . .

C-ya!For some crazy reason, SPL champions Celtic are willing to throw away offer £2M (€2.5M) for Atouba, who was been described in these pages as worthless, petulant, a cancer, and dead wood. Sounds good, where do we sign? The problem is that the present offer is verbal. I can’t wait ’til we get it in writing, and according to the story, it’s just a matter of time. Hopefully, club management won’t express their utter glee at getting an offer and get the offer rescinded.  The best news? Seems there was some competition for Atouba’s “services” with Wigan.  Hah! Oh, and the €2.5M transfer fee? It’s just about what we paid to Mainz for Mohamed Zidan, so we won’t end up losing money on that deal either. :)  As loyal reader Ajax Matt pointed out, it’s like getting a wart removed and getting paid for it.  Who cares about the details, it’s gone. The transfer season is already looking up!

Ren and StimpyFor those of you old enough to remember Ren and Stimpy, the title of this post was the old Muddy the Mudskipper theme song, or so I seem to recall. But it succinctly describes how I feel today at reading this news.




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  • Jan |  June 30th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

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    And guess who has won the Euro bracket… You must have the sun shining out of your ass at the moment, as we like to say in Germany. :-)

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  • Chris |  June 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

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    I know Jan. I wrote a nice little post about it but was waiting until Ian Rose posted the final standings on the main page before I published mine.

    Yes indeed, the sun is shining brightly out of my ass today. :)

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